holy mother fucking shite. john. omfg.
oh my god I just made a really embarrassing sound when I scrolled down and saw the second panel.
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Via shennnaanigans
On the million-dollar question, John Carpenter used the ‘Phone A Friend’ lifeline to call his father…but it wasn’t for help determining the answer! Carpenter already knew the correct response, he just wanted to tell his dad that he was about to win a million dollars. What a badass.
About me
"The truth is absent". Which means from now on, everything that you read EVER, will all be a lie. I could tell you that I am beautiful and charming and amazing, and you would believe all that I say because you have no other knowledge to hold on to. If you want to know a little something about me, I am a pathological liar. I tell everyone [including myself] lies so that I can get through the day without wondering why everyone else has a sad and disappointing truth instead of just making their truths happy and fun like mine. Sadly, that isn't true either. I just lie because the truth is unbearable and I don't like how people react to the truth so I choose to just keep it to myself; which also happens to be a lie. The truth is that there is no truth. Haven't you been reading?! I'm not here to rock you goodnight to a lullaby you once heard in your childhood. I'm here to spread insight to the future and to open your eyes to the truth. Of course I'm lying. You can ask me anything here, but do not doubt the fact that I may or may not be telling the truth. But what is the truth really? Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy perhaps? You're already used to being lied to, so what makes what I say so different? What makes my lies so abrasive and rude? I'll tell you what, nothing. And the fact that I tell you that I'll lie should already let you know that I will tell you the truth. That's a funny lie.
